today i walked into a store in bologna called brandy melville. i thought of some appropriate tag lines that would accurately describe the store.
“brandy melville: where 12-year old tumblr sluts shop”
“brandy melville: sizes xxs - s”
“brandy melville: that dress comes in only one size and it’s not yours.”
“brandy melville: you must be below this height to enter”
“brandy melville: don’t even think about coming in here if you wear anything bigger than a medium”
“brandy melville: your one-stop shop for patriotic american clothing”
“brandy melville: no, it does not go past your ribs. yes, it is 50 euro.”
one of the items i tried to try on had a tag that said “one size fits all”…
“brandy melville: one size fits all…of our returning customers.”
